A few words:
On seeing a large print set of scriptures:
"Wow, that's a book only a fat man could read!" Mowg
"Joseph Smith arrived at the island of Sodor. Bill must pick him up." Mowg
Tiny says lots of funny things too, but most of hers come in the form of pronunciation that is very difficult to translate to the written word. She is a girl after her folks heart though. We were at a second hand store and she filled my cart half full of books when I wasn't looking. I did put some back though.